Its LGBT PRIDE MONTH, y’all! That means I’m going to be dancing around in a blue, pink and purple tutu and nipple tassels sprinkling glitter on everything because I caaaaaaaaaaan! 

LGBT Pride monthMy goal is not to bring anyone down with reports from hateful homophobic people, but THEY ARE REAL and THEY ARE OUT THERE. They wait until you are not looking and they will try to steal your joy. Keep your head up and stay as gay as you possibly can. Love all the mean old people who tell you to stay in the closet. Just know you are beautiful, awesome, and amazing people because you are not a cardboard cutout of what the world wants you to be!

We celebrate pride because the LGBTQIA community is obviously awesome.

Not to toot my own horn or anything, but *beep, beep*

We’re also reeling from the loss of our president, so I want to share his LGBT speech from a few years back from when he gave us this nationally recognized month. *Suck on that, homophobes*.  Oh yeah, Obama is life, y’all.

“NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2016 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month.  I call upon the people of the United States to eliminate prejudice everywhere it exists, and to celebrate the great diversity of the American people.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this thirty-first day of May, in the year of our Lord two thousand sixteen, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and fortieth.


Keep this in your mind when you think about the haters, honey! Obama thinks you’re fabulous!


PS. Here is Jussie Smollett mopping a floor because YASSSSS.